Drunk Hooligans Take Big Bertha For Joy Ride, Finish Viaduct Tunnel


Seattle, WA- In a stunning turn of events the Viaduct Tunnel was completed overnight after some drunk college students took it for a joyride. “Yeah we thought it’d be a good time to drive old Bertha, so we snuck onto the construction site and took her for a spin” said a very hungover Ron Emerson. When asked how they managed not to run into anything or damage the giant drill, the hooligans had a simple response.“I mean we were wasted but we weren’t thaaaat wasted.” The State of Washington, which had previously managed to not only break the drill, but also drive it into underlying infrastructure, was unreachable for comment at publishing time.

-Randy Lahoy


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