“Fight of the Century” Part II: One Direction


Twitter is still in shambles after the devastation that occurred on the sixth of May 2015, when current One Direction (1D) boy band member Louis Tomlinson commented on a picture of ex-1D boy band member, Zayn Malik, and his new producer who goes by the name of “Naughty Boy,” who, like Peter Pan, never wants to grow up.

Tomlinson’s tweet regarding the picture is as follows:

“Remember when you were 12 and you used to think those Mac filters for your pictures were cool haha ! Some people still do HA!”

What prompted such malice on the part of Tomlinson is still unknown. However, rather than ignore the wild comment from Tomlinson, Malik promptly responded with a quick “left hook” in the defense of the photo of himself and his man-child producer:

“@Louis_Tomlinson remember when you had a life and stopped making bitchy
comments about mine ?”

Parents were outraged at the blatant use of expletives on the part of the 22 year old, saying this kind of behavior will not be tolerated.

Twelve year olds everywhere are still reeling as the “Spaces” between the boys continue to grow.

Edit: Malik has since deleted his absolutely devastating tweet due to the backlash of the aforementioned twelve year olds and their parents.

-Allison Dunn


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