Family sources have confirmed that your distant uncle asked you about your time at Seattle Pacific University for the billionth time. Although you go to Seattle University (and you will continue to remind him of this fact), there is little doubt your uncle will continue to confuse the two schools.
“I love Queen Anne. You live in a nice area,” remarked your uncle. This transgression is tolerable, but you’ve suffered worse at the hands of various family friends and acquaintances. “Ah, there’s the college kid! Go Huskies!”
This harmless but incessant mistake transpired during the annual influx of college questions, which always occurs once students return home from school for the summer. Your uncle isn’t the only one to make this mistake, and he will not be the last.
– Donnie Rhoads