“Summer Has Run Its Course” Says Local College Student

Sitting in his lawn chair, Coors in hand, feet in a mini pool, local man Terell Quintin exasperatedly told his fellow foot-pool buddies that “Summer should just end. Like I get it: ‘Whoa, yeah, summer break!’ but now, it’s just kind of worn out, y’know? Like how many times do I have to make ‘to-do’ lists with incredible amounts of urgency only to realize there is nothing to be done? How many mornings do I have to spend sleeping-in? I’m running out of dreams! How many ‘Law and Order: Special Victims Unit’ reruns do I have to watch before summer just rolls over, dies, and turns into fall? At this point, I wish the professors assigned us summer work because this is just getting ridiculous.”

-whorf

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