Bill Clinton Prints 1000 Business Cards that say “First Gentleman”


WASHINGTON D.C. – Former President Bill Clinton is preparing for his potential future job: serving as the first-ever First Gentleman. In anticipation of Hillary’s overwhelming victory, Bill has reportedly printed out 1000 business cards with his future title.

“They’ll be a cool thing to hand out at parties and shit,” said Bill in a comment, “and I really think I nailed the font choice with Comic Sans.”

Hard Copy is having a slow news day, so we’ll be sure to update our readers when Bill does something else that’s totally irrelevant.

— Donnie Rhoads


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