WASHINGTON D.C. – Former President Bill Clinton is preparing for his potential future job: serving as the first-ever First Gentleman. In anticipation of Hillary’s overwhelming victory, Bill has reportedly printed out 1000 business cards with his future title.
“They’ll be a cool thing to hand out at parties and shit,” said Bill in a comment, “and I really think I nailed the font choice with Comic Sans.”
Hard Copy is having a slow news day, so we’ll be sure to update our readers when Bill does something else that’s totally irrelevant.
— Donnie Rhoads