“If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best” Person Always At Their Worst

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In an unsurprising turn of events, it was discovered that your annoying friend who always says “If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best” is actually always at their worst. Researchers estimate that your friend’s “best” is any time they’re not trying to use that phrase to excuse their shitty behavior.

This is the same friend who always posts a Marilyn Monroe quote the morning after a night of very bad decisions. While Monroe is indeed a very relevant pop-culture icon, researchers also indicate that references to her name and legacy spike when people need excuses for their mistakes.

To your friend’s credit, the phrase is somewhat true: none of you deserve that phrase being thrown at you all the time.

— Donnie Rhoads

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