Parents Everywhere teach Story of Noah’s Ark (and the corresponding mass genocide) to their Children

noah ark

Everyone loves the story of Noah’s ark. Building a giant boat, collecting the animals two-by-two, God killing everyone on earth in a devastating flood- what is not to love? Parents across the United States are telling the heartwarming biblical story to their children completely unabridged.

“So the Lord said, ‘I will wipe from the face of the earth the human race I have created—and with them the animals, the birds and the creatures that move along the ground—for I regret that I have made them.’” Mmm. The most loving and heartwarming story in the Bible summarized in one quote (Genesis 6.7).

Book publishers across the nation are calling for illustrators to submit hand-drawn pictures of humans everywhere drowning in a godly torrent of water. The bottom line is that our children, our future, absolutely must hear this story so that they may live in Noah’s footsteps and understand God’s wrath.

— Donnie Rhoads

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