In Last-Ditch Effort, Jeb Bush Legally Changes Name to Jeb Kush

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FLORIDA – With his campaign hanging by a thread, Jeb Bush has made the daring political move of changing his name to Jeb Kush. Political pundits are torn on the issue- some call it inspired and genius, while others call it tasteless and desperate. Strangely enough, everyone is acknowledging the name change except Jeb Kush.

“I don’t know what you’re talking about, brotha,” remarked Kush in a comment. “My name has always been Kush. Anyways, wanna share a marijuana cigarette? Legalize cannabis.” During our interview, Kush was wearing a sweater from Urban Outfitters and a pair of Volcom sneakers.

Along with the name change, it appears that the Jeb Kush campaign has also changed its slogan from “Jeb can fix it” to “Jeb says it’s lit”.

— Donnie Rhoads

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