United States Federal Government to Deport All Bigots


WASHINGTON DC- In the midst of America’s demand for jobs and fear of a silent takeover our society has quietly allowed the racist, sexist, homophobic, and classist individuals to live among us. Despite the many efforts of the United States Federal Government to curb discrimination and try to find a cure for racist, classist, or gender-based prejudice, the bigoted narrow-mindedness that plagues our country has grown to new heights. It has undermined laws such as the “Civil Rights Act” and “Equal Treatment Directive”, spawning new strains of the push for inequity throughout our precious country. These intolerant individuals and organizations have invaded even our most accepting communities. White House sources confirmed on President’s Day that there are plans in place to deport the supremacists. President Obama reportedly explained the decision, “Because Antarctica does not and has never had an indigenous population, there are no native human Antarcticans. This lack of civilization makes it the perfect place to isolate undesirables and, ultimately, forget about them.” Starting in March of 2016 the United States Department of Homeland Security is sending all bigots to Antarctica.

–Summer Diegel


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