Hillary Clinton to Release Wall St. Speech Transcripts on Tidal™


WASHINGTON, D.C. – Following immense pressure from presidential opponent Bernie Sanders and several media outlets, Hillary Clinton has agreed to release her Wall Street speech transcripts as audio tracks on Tidal™. The music service owned by Jay-Z and used by Kanye West is already seeing a massive surge in subscriptions.

The album will be titled Straight Outta Wall St. and will include tracks such as Mama Said Bail You Out, Goldman Slacks, and Wellz Fargo Sorrow.

Sources close to Clinton report that most tracks will be produced by RZA from the Wu-Tang Clan. Clinton plans to explore themes of corruption, wealth, and institutional power with her transcripts, which will overlay gritty, dark melodies. Music pundits are already predicting a Grammy for Best Hip-Hop Album.

— Donnie Rhoads  


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