Public Safety Releases ‘Timely Warning Notification’ about a Sleepwalking Father Sundborg

Late last week, a Timely Warning Notification was sent out to SU students about Father Sundborg sleepwalking around campus. Students were advised by Public Safety to stay inside and lock their doors. This marks the third time in the last year that student safety was threatened by Sundborg’s sleepwalking.

Father Sundborg was closely monitored and corralled by Public Safety officers. Segways were tactically used to herd a sleeping Sundborg back to his apartment. Following the incident, one officer commented, “Father Sundborg can be very dangerous during his sleepwalking. If he wakes up, he enters a primal tantrum of uncontrollable rage. We lost two officers last year when he fell into the Quad’s fountain.”

— Donnie Rhoads

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