Number of Shirts with Spaghetti Stains Reaches Critical Levels

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Chico, California — “Ahhh man” muttered California State University Chico student Matt Depolo. He had just discovered that nearly 40% of his shirts had some sort of spaghetti stain. “It just sorta slips up on ya — you know?” Said Depolo, “You just don’t realize how much spaghetti gets on you until it’s too late”.

— Jebediah

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