Seattle, WA – Katherine Flay has shocked the Seattle University campus with her revelation that it is already spring quarter. After confiding her alarming discovery with a close friend, the press broke the news, triggering a wave of investments to fund research on how time could have possibly passed so fast. Such an observation has never been noted before, and there is already discussion of Katherine Flay’s work being nominated for a nobel peace prize. When asked to comment, Katherine blessed Hard Copy with a breakdown of how she deduced such a sophisticated analysis of the passing of time. “I just realized, like it was totally just fall quarter. I can even still remember when it was summer break. And now just like that – it’s spring quarter. It’s already spring quarter. It just hit me when winter quarter ended.” We can only thank Seattle University for inspiring this amazing critical thinking.