Local Students Can’t Stop Crying at Sight of Cloudless Sky


SEATTLE—As spring break comes to a close and Seattle University students start trickling back onto campus, there have been several reports of hysterical crying throughout the University. Sources confirmed on Saturday evening that it must be the sight of the clear blue skies- a rarity in Seattle. Initial attempts to subdue the wailing, which reportedly included free sunglasses and singing “If you are happy and you know it clap your hands,” are said to have failed miserably, leading University faculty and staff to belief that the students are in a state of shock. In addition, the crying seems to be spreading through campus leading to an increase in portable tissue sales at the Cave. There have been no comments from Steve-daddy Sundborg at this time.

–Fran Tick


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