SOMEWHERE IN MONTANA—In response to students demands for divestment from fossil fuels Seattle University has decided to transfer its investments to a more reliable source, nuclear energy. As of January 2015, 30 states have operating reactors. Seattle University has promised to help increase that number by Fall 2019. “This is what our students have been asking for,” Steve-daddy Sundborg told Hard Copy, “Seattle U is proud to be responding to the voices of our students!” The Center for Environmental Justice and Sustainability at the University released a statement in response to the action, however it has been hidden in a pink polka dot easter egg and has not yet been found by Hard Copy staff.
If anyone comes across this egg, please call 1-800-DON-TCALL. Please, it’s for the trees.