Chivalry IS Dead: We Aren’t Warring With Infidels Anymore

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Chivalry used to mean something. People would stand up for the weak and the oppressed, and they would continue the everlasting fight against evil. People also used to slay all non-Christians. When did we lose sight of what chivalry really means? We should be adhering to the knight’s code by eliminating everyone who isn’t Christian.

Muslims, Hindus, Utahns, Atheists, people who prefer single-stuffed Oreos- these infidels are not loyal to the Church. The sooner we begin warring with these religions, the better. Also, don’t forget to hold the door open for a lady because that is super duper chivalrous.

— Donnie Rhoads

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