Kobe Beef is Retiring; Just Produced Last Steak

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Steak fans around the world said goodbye to Kobe Beef earlier this week, as its last steak had just been served and eaten. It is said that a Utah Jazz NBA Player ordered and ate all 60 ounces. Kobe Beef is expected to join as an analyst and commentator on Food Network programs.  

“Wow, I can’t believe Kobe won’t be around anymore. It was a real favorite around the Los Angeles area, and also every other city in the United States,” remarked one sad fan. “Kobe Beef is up there with the greats. Kobe might just be the G.O.A.B. (Greatest of All Beefs).”

— Donnie Rhoads

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