The Bistro — Seattle University Sophomore Jeff Loggins was reportedly unable to finish his salad due to the presence of olive oil on some of the lettuce. “Come on guys, really?!” shouted an upset and red-faced Loggins “this is not cool! You know I can’t handle spicy food!”
“I mean we knew he can’t handle spice” said Jebediah Ramos, a friend of Loggins “but there is a difference between spice and flavor. This kid just eats plain lettuce and that can’t be healthy or edible”.
At time of publication, Hard Copy found that Loggins was looking for plain water to wash out the blaze of spice that was burning his mouth, as the fruit water offered by Bon App was also too spicy.
— Mark Wilson