We here at Hard Copy are always striving to be better and better. A part of our quest for perfection is examining why you don’t click on all of our articles. We have hired three leprechauns to spy over your shoulders while you’re reading Hard Copy to get a survey of what you’re reading and what you’re not. Based on their feedback, you’re not clicking on a few of our articles. Here’s why we think you’re not clicking on these five particular articles:
You didn’t think this was an article. You thought it was just an awesome photo with an even more awesome caption. I get it and we’ll do better next time.
All you fucks love Rick Santorum and can’t stand seeing him be made fun of. To be honest? I find him really gutturally attractive but wouldn’t let that sway me towards voting for him. I’m for Jim Webb 2020.
This one probably made you all anxious because the picture has single stuffed Oreos. All of you hate single stuffed so much that you thought this might be a bunch of pictures of the things you loathe? I’ll tell Donnie Rhoads to do a pic of double stuff next time.
You fucks are still high on Lemonade. Once you come down, click on this link ;D
You people still get uncomfortable when Hard Copy refers to being sexually attracted to aircraft? We live in S-E-A-T-T-L-E and in case you forgot this is where B-O-E-I-N-G is located. If you don’t think at least some aerophilia is going to pop up, you’re fooling yourself and if you don’t think you are attracted to planes, don’t knock it till you try it ;D