SEATTLE, WA – The temporary greek row that is known as Play Day happened two weekends ago, but Seattle University Freshman Juan Ralphio is still dangerously stoked on it. “Man Play Day was SO SICK. All my friends were there AND there was BOOZE. Man I got SO drunk,” rambled Ralphio. “You should have seen Sully. Sully got so fucked up at Play Day. Man you should have been there. There were so many girls there too! Man Play Day was sick. I can’t wait till next year.” Ralphio’s friends and family have expressed concern for his well being, and the school has forced him to take a medical leave of absence until he stops talking about Play Day.