HARD COPY HEADQUARTERS (Any city that would make you more likely to read this) — Hey there! Hard Copy Satire here! We’ve been writing satire for a little over a year now at Seattle University. Just posting a friendly reminder that we — just like the rest of the media — are slaves to your mouse clicks. So please click on this article, or like it, or share it!
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