Exposed: Hillary Clinton Email Sweep Reveals 384 Deleted J. Crew Catalogs


Washington D.C. — In the recent sorting through presidential candidate Hillary Clinton’s emails, the FBI discovered a shocking amount of deleted J. Crew offers, deals, and online catalogs. The former Secretary of State refuses to make a comment, but FBI Chief James Comey says these catalogs are not enough evidence to indict her.

“We do not know if she bought anything from these catalogs. For all we can tell, J. Crew has been spamming her for years despite pressing the ‘unsubscribe’ button, and her name was kept on the email list,” says Comey before the Supreme Court.

Secretary Clinton must be relieved to hear of this news.

-Lemni Smelyafacè


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