So Vlad Putin Swiped You Right On Tinder. What Next?

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It’s happened to everyone of all genders at least once: you’re swiping through Tinder, you look at your matches, and all of a sudden, there he is. Vladimir Putin. President of Russia. You text your best friend Rhonda, and Rhonda tells you to go for it! When else would you get a shot at the one and only Vlad Putin? Then, you become self conscious because Vlad Putin can have anybody he wants! Why would he go for a shy soul like yours? I’ll tell you why — because you’re perfect the way you are, and Vlad Putin sees that. Vlad Putin is interested in your intricacies and quirks and unique qualities that make you who you are. Vlad Putin sees beyond the materialistic standards of attraction that define western culture, and he searches for true connection. Which is why Vlad Putin is your true love. So, go for it. Go on a Tinder date with Vlad Putin.
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