Trump Introduces Company’s New Viagra Knock-Off; Trump: “It’s All I Use”

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Move over Trump Steaks, there’s a new product in town that is going to sweep the nation. The new Trump brand Make America Hard Again is making a stand in the counter-ED game. Trump said of his company’s new addition: “I love it, Melania loves it, Ivanka loves, who doesn’t love it? It’s great, it’s beautiful, it’s all I use. We’ve had over a thousand online purchases so far, 200 coming from someone with the username Billy.Boy.Clinton.69.”

Michael Diamond

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