Update: Trump Viagra Knock-Off Causes Side Effect of Genital Discoloration

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After the recent product recall of the Trump Brand Viagra knock-off Make America Hard Again, thousands of users have found themselves with a slightly orange-tinted weener area. Trump commented, “I guess I just didn’t notice!”

Bill Clinton commented, “Oh man, I haven’t been this scared for my Dongle-Wee since Hillary came at my Downstairs with a running NutriBullet! Also, when I got the ‘I Caught The Crabs’ call from Courtney Cox. Also, when I had to google ‘How to get Peanut Butter outta my Meat Popsicle.’ Also when I heard Monica L. got the scurps in ’97. Also, when Al Gore walked in on me Waxing the Monkey at Camp David. Also, when…”

Mr. Clinton kept talking for another half hour, and continued after we had left the room.

-Michael Diamond

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