While he forced a video apology on us, like he just took us furniture shopping, Donald Trump said that his horribly sexist and rape-culture-promoting comments to Billy Bush (better known as the Ryan Seacrest of little bitches) were just the product of “locker room talk.” To see if this was indeed the case, Hard Copy sat down with a locker.
Hard Copy: Did you have anything to do with these comments?
Hard Copy: Are you sure?
Locker: How do you think we could even speak while being in plain view of that man’s jingle-jangles?
Hard Copy: Good point, thanks for your time.