HOUSTON – Reigning Super Bowl LI Champions Tom Brady and Bill Belichick are returning to their home on the Death Star after a long but successful season. Reporters caught the two boarding an Imperial Transport a mere 15 min after the game.
When asked for a comment, Brady replied, “Yeah, it was fun, but Bill and I really just want to get some rest and begin training for next season.” Upon hearing this remark, Belichick (with his hood covering his face) slapped Brady’s hand and said, “Hush. We have work to do, child. Your trials are merely beginning.” Brady replied meekly, “Yes master.”
— Ronnie Dhoads