Editorial: What is that ball of light in the sky?

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Seattle – Every once in a while, the naturally grey sky will mysteriously become blue, and a large, gaseous ball of blinding yellow and orange fire will make everything look brighter. Hard Copy investigated this ball of light, and discovered that this is actually the sun. We were shocked to realize that the sun shows itself occasionally in Seattle, and the result is that people become confused. As far as we know, the sun is not dangerous… at least not from this distance. If you are very concerned, just put on SPF 50 sunscreen to protect your pale, fragile Seattle-accustomed skin. If you’re still skeptical, just stay inside, lock the door, and wait for the clouds to cover it again. It will happen very soon.

-Jugs O’Rollerhockey

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