Canvas Interrupts Couple Mid-Coitus to Remind them of Course Evaluations


As Julie and Joey descended into Julie’s bedroom, neither one thought any force could interrupt their passion. However, in the midst of their love-making, there was a violent and sudden knock on Julie’s door. Julie answered it. It was a notification from Canvas reminding them to complete their course evaluations. Julie responded with, “Sorry Canvas, I’m a little busy here!” Canvas replied, “These are actually really important! This is the way adjuncts can get rehired in the future!”

When Julie closed the door, she and Joey continued on. However, another reminder window kept popping up every time they tried to move to a different position. Eventually, they both yelled, “Fuck it!” and did their course evaluations.

-Tony Spaghetti


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