Prospective Tenants Renters Must Fight to the Death Over House Unit


Spring quarter means many students will be looking for houses. It’s exciting for many to think about a new living situation. For upcoming juniors, this could be the first time living without RAs or campus policy. Freedom! However, before they get to that point, they have to go through the process of finding, seeing, and competing for that perfect house.

Smith and Smith Realty has made it easier on prospective tenants with a new rental policy that involves zero waiting around, zero email chains, and zero stress! If you want to rent a unit, all you have to do is sign your name on a list, bring your favorite murder weapon to Cal Anderson Park on Saturday, and battle everyone else on the list until you are the only person who is not dead. Easy! There is a discount off of your first month’s rent if you implement a fun style of murder into it as well.

Jucy Di Rollerskates


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