The sun is finally rearing its beautiful head in the Pacific Northwest! Seattle University students are flocking from their caves and yearning to have some fun on campus. Perhaps the cruelest form of torture for these students would be to deny them of a refreshing dip in the pool. That being said, why does Seattle University restrict usage of the pool outside of the Chapel of St. Ignatius?
Currently, only ducks are allowed in the pond. Any other animals (including human animals) are shooed away from the pond by an angry President Sundborg the moment they even look at the pool. We reached out to Sundborg for a comment on this egregious issue, and his only reply was, “The pool is for the duckies and everyone else is yuckies.”
— Ronnie Dhoads