Biology professor Dr. Shakira assigned a ten page research paper, a 15 minute group presentation, and announced the final cumulative written exam, all to be completed on June 5th. Naturally, the students in Dr. Shakira’s class felt this was too much to be asked of them. They brought up how every student in the class was enrolled in other courses that assigned final exams or papers as well.
In response to this motion, Dr. Shakira shot back, “Hah! That… that’s adorable. Other finals? Just adorable.”
Every student in the biology class ended up dying of being overworked on the weekend leading up to finals week. Shame.