7 Best Places to Cry Across Campus, Ranked

You asked, we answered! Here are the best places on campus to just sit down and cry about how death is inevitable, tested out by Hard Copy. The Small Alcove on Each Side of the Stairs in Pigott Ever just want to sob uncontrollably but have to go to class? Look no further! Stop by…

Poised Sean Spicer Replacement Shows Tremendous Potential, Despite Being a Thimble Monopoly Token

Washington D.C.- As rumors spread throughout Washington D.C. of President Trump’s dissatisfaction with Press Secretary Sean Spicer’s performance, White House sources are confident in their prospective replacement’s abilities. Although the thimble has very little experience in a press room, signs show it will be more competent in the position. Spicer’s recent press conferences have been…