Who Said It? Jill Stein or this Melon?

  “We should defend indigenous rights, lands and treaties” A: Jill Stein listed this in her platform for president in 2016.   “Hillary Clinton needs to release her Wall Street speech transcripts” A: A cantaloupe in my fruit bowl said this to me on the morning of September 23rd.   “We should abolish the death…

Rejoice! Sorghum is Finally the Grain of the Month!

Worldwide — Grab your pots and pans, cooking time is here! Get the mixers and the measuring cups and be sure to bring your appetite because there’s gonna be a whole flood of sorghum filled delicacies coming your way! That’s right! Our favorite month of the year has just arrived as we are excited to…

Dean Kelly to Remove Cotton Gin from Classroom

Seattle University, Matteo Ricci College — In a shocking turn of events, Matteo Ricci College Dean Jodi Kelly has agreed to remove the College’s cotton gin that was stood in the middle of her office. Many speculate that the move may have been motivated by recent student protests about the curriculum, racial makeup, and teaching…

Hard Copy Book Review: David Cameron’s 160 Shades of Red

In an exclusive interview with Hard Copy, David Cameron describes his most recent work: 160 Shades of Red. Mr. Cameron is the leader of the Conservative Party which recently won a majority in the Parliament of the United Kingdom, with him as Prime Minister. Question: Mr. Cameron, what was your goal with your most recent…

Hoovervilles to Open on Seattle University Campus

As the forlorn whistle of the last Burlington Northern Santa Fe train sailed through the night, hundreds of new people jumped train to travel to the newest Hooverville on the Union Green at Seattle University. Growing larger by the day, this encampment first started mid-winter quarter as students struggled with the difficulty of finding affordable…