College Senior Successfully Does Laundry for First Time Ever

SEATTLE, WA—Nathaniel Davis, graduating with Honors in Biochemical Engineering, has reached a new personal goal in his life—successfully doing a load of laundry after four years of making everyone suffer his unbearable stench. “It’s truly my proudest accomplishment,” Davis said as he leaned against the still hot dryer, beaming. “I doubted that I’d ever get…

“Bad Blood” in the Music Industry: Not “Feeling” It

Last week marked the release of Taylor Swift’s much-anticipated music video “Bad Blood.” The video was launched into the world with literal blazing fire and a cast mostly composed of supermodels. But something was lurking on the horizon for the Pop-Princess. Something Swift could have never imagined. Something that would bring her whole world crashing…

Sasquatch: Hard Copy Hears from Festival Attendees

In the aftermath of the Pacific Northwest’s biggest music festival of the year, Hard Copy reached out to patrons of the event to hear what they had to say—their thoughts, reflections, and general musings. “Sasquatch is one of those events that I look forward to every year. I really love paying hundreds dollars to live…

“Fight of the Century” Part II: One Direction

Twitter is still in shambles after the devastation that occurred on the sixth of May 2015, when current One Direction (1D) boy band member Louis Tomlinson commented on a picture of ex-1D boy band member, Zayn Malik, and his new producer who goes by the name of “Naughty Boy,” who, like Peter Pan, never wants…

Value Village New Fragrance: Pre-Eau’d

On Saturday, Value Village released its new business venture to the public, a new fragrance entitled Pre-Eau’d. “We’re expanding our business beyond selling clothing, trinkets, and furniture that were rejected by their previous owners,” a smiling Value Village representative said at their poorly attended press conference, “Now we’re delighted to bring you a product that…

The MET Gala: Jaws Dropped and So Did Our Faith in Humanity

The MET Gala, the highly anticipated annual event that leaves the world awed with its edgy, never-before-seen fashion, soared to new heights this year with its elaborate decorations, array of colorful gowns on exhibition, and incomparable displays of cultural appropriation. This year’s theme was “China: Through the Looking Glass.” To appreciate the beauty and intricacy…