Who Said It? Jill Stein or this Melon?

  “We should defend indigenous rights, lands and treaties” A: Jill Stein listed this in her platform for president in 2016.   “Hillary Clinton needs to release her Wall Street speech transcripts” A: A cantaloupe in my fruit bowl said this to me on the morning of September 23rd.   “We should abolish the death…

“Birdie Sanders” Supposedly Spy For Russia

COMMUNISTS-R-US, TX—Sources confirmed yesterday afternoon that the small bird that landed on Bernie Sanders’ podium in Portland last Friday was, in fact, a spy for the Russian government. Apparently Sanders said, “That bird is really a dove asking us for world peace. No more wars.” The crowd of young voters was unaware at the time…