8 Halloween Costume Ideas from Hard Copy

It’s that time of the year again when you scramble through your closet searching for your old costume from last year, only to suddenly remember that it’s 2016 and nobody remembers who Mitt Romney it or his “binders full of women” comment. Hard Copy has decided to help you in your quest to be cool…

Bistro Rolls Out New “Rhubarb & Eggplant” Water Station

Exciting times at the SU Bistro! Later this week, the Bistro plans to unveil a new (and permanent) rhubarb and eggplant water station. Students will no longer have to drink water accented by lemon, raspberry, or other ingredients that only peasants or misfits would enjoy. “The rhubarb and eggplant water station symbolizes the Bistro entering…

White Friend finds Olive Oil Spicy

The Bistro — Seattle University Sophomore Jeff Loggins was reportedly unable to finish his salad due to the presence of olive oil on some of the lettuce. “Come on guys, really?!” shouted an upset and red-faced Loggins “this is not cool! You know I can’t handle spicy food!” “I mean we knew he can’t handle…

2015 Recap: SGSU Quietly Fixes Every #FixItSGSU Issue

While students frantically studied for finals and moved out of their dorms, SGSU reportedly solved every #FixItSGSU issue that was recorded over social media. The campaign will continue, but at this point there aren’t many issues that need to be fixed. Here is a list of a small portion of the issues solved: The Bellarmine…