7 Best Places to Cry Across Campus, Ranked

You asked, we answered! Here are the best places on campus to just sit down and cry about how death is inevitable, tested out by Hard Copy. The Small Alcove on Each Side of the Stairs in Pigott Ever just want to sob uncontrollably but have to go to class? Look no further! Stop by…

SU Housing Announces New “Efficiency-Quintuple” Floor Plan

SEATTLE UNIVERSITY – Seattle University Housing recently unveiled their new plan to curb the housing crisis: the Efficiency-Quintuple. The new floor plan will cram five miserable students into a standard Campion or Bellarmine dorm room. The SU budget team has already claimed that this move will lift the university out of its financial issues and…

BREAKING: Seattle University Student Who Was Going to “Stay Organized” This Quarter Already Panicking, Drinking Heavily

THE LIBRARY?- Hard Copy has been receiving numerous reports from inside sources at Seattle University that many students are already “over it.” On Monday March 28th the university resumed from Spring Break. In just one week, there have been sightings of mass nappings in front of the library, friendly conversations, and overall procrastination. On Friday…