Student Goes on Fourth First Date at the Laser Dome

Pacific Science Center – “I just thought this time might be different,” reported a disappointed Annie Smith, first year English major. If you had talked to Smith last Friday night, she would’ve expressed her excitement for her “surprise date” that night. She had been talking to her date for around a week at that point…

So Vlad Putin Swiped You Right On Tinder. What Next?

It’s happened to everyone of all genders at least once: you’re swiping through Tinder, you look at your matches, and all of a sudden, there he is. Vladimir Putin. President of Russia. You text your best friend Rhonda, and Rhonda tells you to go for it! When else would you get a shot at the…

Tender, the Dating App for the Overly Emotional Guy

As of March 8, the money thirst creators of everyone’s favorite dating app Tinder have done it again. Introducing Tender, the app designed for the hopeful male looking to bang, but not so much to cry.  “Why another app the people may ask,” Founder of Tinder and Corgi enthusiast Ollin Coverbay says, “Not everyone can…

Linked In: The Business Bro’s new Tinder

Seattle, WA- A new dating craze is sweeping through the halls of Albers, as business students are increasingly choosing LinkedIn over Tinder as their dating app of choice. “It’s just a lot more professional, ya know?” explains sophomore Lucas Cheely. “Plus if I look at a girl’s LinkedIn page, she knows I was there and…