A Love Letter to Seattle U, from a Graduating Hard Copy Writer

Dear Seattle University, If you were a person, you would be a crazy one. Clinically insane. Absolutely, incoherently, astonishingly, bat-shit, bird-spit, rudy-redhawk-tit-lactating-milk-spilt-in-a-fit, twenty ways to Friday, FUCKIN’ CRAZY. And I couldn’t love you more for it. Your craziness renders passion for the things you care about, and I think that’s important to recognize. You didn’t…

Dance Marathon Hires Dean Kelly as Director of Outreach

Seattle University — Dance Marathon has announced the hiring of former Mateo Ricci College Dean Jodi Kelly to their executive board. Kelly, who retired in 2016, is expected to lead Dance Marathon’s Outreach program to school groups and external community organizations. “We are excited to welcome Dean Kelly back into Seattle University,” Dance Marathon told…

10 Reasons for the Flood of Email Delays

This past week, students at Seattle University were notified time and time again of email delays by OIT. We at Hard Copy decided to put down our Spectators and turn off KXSU and hit the trail. This is what our cutting edge investigative journalism found in the case of the multiple email delays. 10.) Dean…

Hard Copy Leaks the 2017 Quadstock Line-Up!

Hard Copy was given classified information regarding who is playing this year’s Quadstock Festival. We were sworn to secrecy by SEAC, but we just cannot let this information go unsaid any longer: 1.)  Morado – this SU band won SEAC’s annual Battle of the Bands, and is sure to put on an incredible indie-rock performance…

Hard Copy Investigates: Seattle University Printers

Let’s face it, recently the printers have been more than a little slow lately. And even when they do work, there seems to be a shortage of paper! Hard Copy decided to investigate, and found that any of the following could be reasons for the recent issues: St. Ignatius set them all on fire. Dean…