8 Halloween Costume Ideas from Hard Copy

It’s that time of the year again when you scramble through your closet searching for your old costume from last year, only to suddenly remember that it’s 2016 and nobody remembers who Mitt Romney it or his “binders full of women” comment. Hard Copy has decided to help you in your quest to be cool…

Facebook Friend Too Into Clickhole

The Internet, Al Gore’s Basement — Social Media users everywhere groaned in unison as that one annoying friend from college was sharing another post from The Onion sister project, Clickhole. “It’s not funny, it’s just really stupid,” said local Facebook user Lacey Higgens. Clickhole, whose mission statement is “All content deserves to go viral,” often…

Shocking: College Homecoming King is Peaking!

SEATTLE WASHINGTON– “No, it can’t be” shouted a concerned representative from RedZone, the Seattle University Student Organization, “The King can’t be peaking. Not now!” Despite the concerns from RedZone, administrators from Student Activities could only confirm the worst: The recent Homecoming Court King had indeed peaked in lifetime achievement. “You know, we really thought that…

Seattle University Student is “So busy”

Seattle, WA–In a shocking development, Jeff Klanson, a Seattle University Junior, has declared that he has “way too much work.” The student, who was found in the library groaning, spent much of Tuesday afternoon telling passersby how much work he had to do for finals. “I don’t think people get how busy I am. I’ve…