Spectator Reporters Finally Get to Be in an Actual Newspaper

(Screenshot of article in The Seattle Times) After years of pretending to contribute to a grown-up newspaper, our friends at the ‘Tooter are finally able to see themselves in one! Congrats guys, ya did it! We just wish it didn’t have to involve Steve-Daddy. (We couldn’t resist… but we’re actually stoked for you; keep saying fuck…

Father Steve Adds Juggling to LinkedIn Profile

After successfully mastering Facebook (Link: https://hardcopysatire.wordpress.com/2016/05/23/father-sundborg-just-created-a-facebook-account/) Father Steve-Daddy Sunborg decided to spice up his LinkedIn profile. After looking through multiple recruitment requests from the Pope, the Curia, and Gonzaga, Father Sundborg noticed that his profile was missing something. It just didn’t seem like him. “That’s when I decided to add a little fun to my…