Father Steve Caught Looking Under a Rock For The Next Provost

Seattle, WA- A student reportedly saw Father Steve frantically searching around the Quad for something. The student approached Steve Daddy out of curiosity, but got scared away after Sundborg screamed at her, asking if she would join the Provost Search Committee. Reports state that Father Steve was seen turning over multiple rocks in the area,…

10 Reasons for the Flood of Email Delays

This past week, students at Seattle University were notified time and time again of email delays by OIT. We at Hard Copy decided to put down our Spectators and turn off KXSU and hit the trail. This is what our cutting edge investigative journalism found in the case of the multiple email delays. 10.) Dean…

F. Sundborg Ironically Dressing as a Priest for Halloween

Seattle University – While the final weeks of October present limitless possibilities for new Halloween costumes, some people would rather extract humor out of the holiday. Father Sundborg is one of those people. According to an inside source, Steve-Daddy is currently preparing one of his Priest-Suits and white collars to wear on the 31st, and…

Giant Meteor Lands in Seattle University Library

Seattle University — One night last week, in the late hours of the evening, the sound of tapping keyboards and zipping backpacks filled the library at Seattle University. With midterm papers and tests to study for, many students camped out in the library to focus. Little did they know, however, that a massive crater would…