SU Conveniently Announces Elevator Maintenance Right Before Finals

In predictable fashion, Seattle University has announced mass elevator maintenance right before the quarter actually starts becoming really hard. With dead week and finals around the corner, SU Facilities plans to shut down and perform maintenance on 20+ elevators around campus. Hard Copy reached out to Wrench McCallan, the head of Facilities, for a comment:…

Turf War Erupts over Library Study Rooms

SEATTLE – Twelve students are in critical condition at the Swedish Medical Center after a massive turf war erupted in the Lemieux Library. The clash between students began over study rooms, which have become increasingly valuable and sought-after as finals week begins to ramp up. An estimated seventy-two students participated in the battle, and three…

Seattle University Student is “So busy”

Seattle, WA–In a shocking development, Jeff Klanson, a Seattle University Junior, has declared that he has “way too much work.” The student, who was found in the library groaning, spent much of Tuesday afternoon telling passersby how much work he had to do for finals. “I don’t think people get how busy I am. I’ve…

Hard Copy: Tips for Finals Week

Get a good night of sleep before your final. More sleep means a clearer mind, and this is important when taking an exam.   Eat a healthy, wholesome breakfast. It’ll give you the proper nutrients necessary for a productive day!   Limit your crying to 30 min or less. You WILL feel the desire to…