No, Uber Drivers Don’t Want to Hear Your Spotify

Struggling valiantly against the elusive taxi companies, the American multinational online transportation network company Uber has supposedly become the go-to choice for anyone with mediocre music taste. When Hard Copy asked drivers if they believe they are benefitting from the new partnership with Spotify, the drivers were not pleased. “Nope, my car, my rules,” one…

Student Loans a Privilege for Seattle University Students

SEATTLE, WA—Advertising its expansive range of financially ruinous academic programs and certifications that can’t be tailored to meet anyone’s scheduling, officials at Seattle University announced Monday that the University is committed to providing students with the opportunity to amass a crippling debt at their own individual pace. “Even if you work full-time, have an internship,…

Hardcopy Presents: Things To Do Before it Rains Again!

        Pretend to text by typing in numbers on your graphing calculator in class.         Read every Hardcopy article ever released.         Point at someone and shout “You’re one of them!” Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly.         Visit Steve-daddy and talk with him about the need for Seattle U to divest from fossil fuels.         Call someone…