A Love Letter to Seattle U, from a Graduating Hard Copy Writer

Dear Seattle University, If you were a person, you would be a crazy one. Clinically insane. Absolutely, incoherently, astonishingly, bat-shit, bird-spit, rudy-redhawk-tit-lactating-milk-spilt-in-a-fit, twenty ways to Friday, FUCKIN’ CRAZY. And I couldn’t love you more for it. Your craziness renders passion for the things you care about, and I think that’s important to recognize. You didn’t…

Spectator Reporters Finally Get to Be in an Actual Newspaper

(Screenshot of article in The Seattle Times) After years of pretending to contribute to a grown-up newspaper, our friends at the ‘Tooter are finally able to see themselves in one! Congrats guys, ya did it! We just wish it didn’t have to involve Steve-Daddy. (We couldn’t resist… but we’re actually stoked for you; keep saying fuck…

Student Finishing Off Weekly Drink Binge is “So Broke”

According to a new study conducted by the Hard Copy Research Solutions Buzzword Center for Data Reporting, thousands of college students who partake in frequent alcohol benders consider themselves to be “so broke.” These students can often be heard saying phrases like “Ugh, Seattle is so expensive!” and “This must be how homeless people feel,”…

8 Halloween Costume Ideas from Hard Copy

It’s that time of the year again when you scramble through your closet searching for your old costume from last year, only to suddenly remember that it’s 2016 and nobody remembers who Mitt Romney it or his “binders full of women” comment. Hard Copy has decided to help you in your quest to be cool…