Michele Murray reminded to not use force choke during budget meeting

Sources confirmed that Dr. Michele Murray, Vice President of Student Development at Seattle University, was reminded again to refrain from using force choke during cabinet meetings. The source, who chose to remain anonymous due to possibility of spies around the school, claimed that the incident happened during a University budget meeting. Executive Vice President Tim…

White Friend finds Olive Oil Spicy

The Bistro — Seattle University Sophomore Jeff Loggins was reportedly unable to finish his salad due to the presence of olive oil on some of the lettuce. “Come on guys, really?!” shouted an upset and red-faced Loggins “this is not cool! You know I can’t handle spicy food!” “I mean we knew he can’t handle…

Three Burned to Death at Reignite the Mission Rally

In what is being called “a horrible misunderstanding” and “a dark day at Seattle University”, three people were reported to have died during the latest Reignite The Mission rally. Reignite the Mission is a student organization that works to catalyze radical change on Seattle U’s campus. While the organization does have a list of “demands”…

Hard Copy Advice Column 4

If the meat you ate today was a character from Lord of the Rings, what character would it be? -Gabe Kaemingk Mark Wilson- Definitely Gimli. Without going into too much detail let’s just say what I just ate strongly resembled a dwarf. Donnie Rhoads: Books or movies? If it’s books, definitely Tom Bombadil. That guy…

Hard Copy Eats: 7 Yelp Reviews by Hard Copy

Rancho Bravo ⅘ stars. The elegant decor will send you on a journey through time back to the 1950’s. The food is excellent and the environment perfect for the post-bar crowd. Mighty O Donuts The elephant of cool. ⅘ stars.These delicious donuts will wash through your body like a greased up driveway on a hot…