Father Sundborg Just Created a Facebook Account!

Arrupe House, 11:30 PM — “Steve! Time to go to bed!” shouted the Head Jesuit of Arrupe House from downstairs “Just a minute!” replied an excited Father Steve Sundborg. This is it! He thought to himself as he clicked accept. At last, he — Father Steve — was on the interwebs. He had conquered social…

Father Steve is Actually Escaped Hospice Patient

The discovery that an unqualified teenager was running his own medical clinic has sparked many businesses, public services, and even private industries to reevaluate all staff members to assure that they are in fact the qualified persons everyone thinks they are. It wasn’t until this Wednesday when Tim Leary, the Executive Vice President of Seattle…