Veganism Hasn’t Decreased Friend’s Dickishness

Fremont, Seattle — Sources close to local asshole and college student Aidan Smith reported that after becoming a vegan, Smith is “just about as much of a dick as before.” “Yea at first when he told us he was going vegan, we were really worried that Aidan would become even more of a dick,” a…

BREAKING: UCOR Class Full of White Students Solves Racism

SEATTLE UNIVERSITY – An incredible breakthrough was made in a UCOR 1400 class when several white kids sitting in a circle solved the issue of racism in the United States. The classroom, which had almost zero ethnic diversity, erupted in cheering and celebration upon the discovery of the solution. “It’s simple really- we just stop…

11 Things Only your Liberal Friends Say

We all have our political views, but we all have that liberal friend who just doesn’t know when to turn-off the rhetoric. Here are 11 things we always hear from our friends of the left variety. “The rich aren’t taxed enough” Uggg. We’ve all heard this before. 2. “Where is the nearest local fair trade organic…