10 Books we found in the MRC Coalition Library

Matteo Ricci College Occupation — In an effort to reclaim a space that the MRC Coalition has claimed has contributed to an ongoing racist and traumatic culture at Seattle University, the Coalition has encouraged the creation of a body of literature that has helped them deconstruct and unlearn many problematic aspects of American culture. Hard…

Seattle University to Invest $2 Billion in High Speed Pager System

Seattle University — In a recent announcement to all students, the Office of Information Technology Services (OIT) has revealed one of the most ambitious technology programs in the nation: A pager for every student. “We here at the office are really excited about this innovation” said Dint Clicus in a Hard Copy exclusive interview. “Now…

Hard Copy Asks, Seattle University Obeys: Spotify is Back

Seattle, WA — After a scathing satirical article, Hard Copy Satire has forced the administration’s hand into bringing Spotify, the streaming music service, back to campus. After receiving a whopping 64 views from students across Seattle University, the outcry was so great the OIT had to stop being assholes. “Hard Copy is hard hitting,” the…