Ryan Lochte Grounded By Mom for What Happened in Rio

Following the events that transpired in a Rio gas station concerning Ryan Lochte, some of his friends, and a dirty lie about getting mugged, his mother had nothing but stern words to say to him. Hard Copy was there for the interaction: (Ryan’s door slams and locks) Mom (from outside of his room): Ryan, I…

BREAKING: Cooties Outbreak at Local Elementary School

SEATTLE, WA – Absolute pandemonium has ensued at Bailey Gatzert Elementary School with the recent discovery of a deadly cooties outbreak. Parents are pulling their children from schools and some teachers even refuse to come to work. The source of the cooties virus has been tracked to Sally Burlington, who is now being called “patient…